THIS IS YOUR ATM CARD CODE NUMBER 1818 COMTACT TODAY (Nigerian 419 Advance-Fee Fraud Scam, Courtesy of "VICTOR BROWN")

This dude apparently doesn't know how to use his "inside voice". All caps means that you are being screamed at, and I found it quite annoying. But never mind that. He doesn't have any ATM card, a code or anything else. He's a lowlife thief, and if you reply, he will demand your money. Ignore him and his bad manners and delete the scam. And have a good laugh at his Ignorant Scamese!

THIS IS YOUR ATM CARD CODE NUMBER 1818 COMTACT TODAY

Thursday, September 9, 2010 6:45 AM



From:


This sender is DomainKeys verified


"victor brown"


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To:


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ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY







THIS IS TO BRING NOTICE TO YOU THAT YOUR ATM CARD IS READY NOW TO DELIVER TO YOU WITH OUT DELAYING AGAIN , WHAT YOU CAN DO NOW IS TO RECONFIRM YOUR ADDRESS ONCE AGAIN.


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YOUR COUNTRY----------------


YOUR PHONE NUMBER-----------


YOUR AGE--------------------


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PLEASE YOU NEED TO COME DOWN HERE IN BENIN REPUBLIC TO SIGN ALL YOUR DOCUMENTS BECAUSE WITH OUT THE DOCUMENTS IS SIGNED WE WILL NOT DELIVER THE ATM CARD TO YOU. BUT IF YOU CANNOT COME DOWN HERE IN BENIN REPUBLIC THEN YOU CAN APPOINT BARRISTER WHO WILL DO IT FOR YOU, IT DEPENDING WHAT YOU DISCUSS WITH HIM , WE ARE NOT GOING TO COLLECT ANY MONEY FROM YOU BUT IF THE BARRISTER DEMAND ANY FEE FROM YOU INORDER TO SIGN THE DOCUMENTS YOU SHOULD PAY IT BY YOURSELF OK. LOOK IF ANY FEE OCCUR YOU MUST PAY IT BY YOURSELF I REPEAT AND IT WILL NOT BEEN TAKEN FROM THE ATM CARD NO , JUST BEAR IT IN MIND, WE WILL NOT REDUCT ANY CENT OF DOLLAR FROM THE TOTAL FUNDS IN THE ATM CARD , PLEASE PLEASE BEAR IT IN MIND CAUSE YOU MAY SAY THAT WE SHOULD TAKE THE CHARGES FROM THE FUNDS AND SEND YOU THE REST WE WILL NOT RESPOND TO YOU FOR THAT.






THE PERSON INCAHRGE IS MR JAMES AKAKA






LISTEN ATM CARD DEPARTMENT CANNOT COLLECT ANY MONEY FROM YOU , IF THE BARRISTER WHO YOU APPOINTED CAN DO IT FREELY FOR YOU THAT'S YOUR OWN GOOD BUT IF HE REQUESTED FEE FROM YOU ALSO YOU MUST PAY IT TO HIM NOT US OR EVEN THOUGH TO TAKEN THE FEE FROM THE TOTAL AMOUNT NO. THE AMOUNT ON THE ATM CARD IS $2.5MILLIONS






WE AWAITING YOUR URGENT RESPOND TODAY






MR VICTOR BROWN

Well, I decided to call him on his bad manners and grammar. Here's my "respond"!

Hey, Vic!







Didn't your mama teach you to use your inside voice instead of screaming at people when you send scam e-mails? That's what all caps mean--but--excuse me! Your English is so poor that you only understand Ignorant Scamese, don't you? I've never heard of "COMTACT" until I read your scam, and shouldn't it be "urgent RESPONSE" and not "urgent RESPOND".


You are very stupid, loud, obnoxious, besides being a big lying thief, so I don't think I'll send anything except this. I don't like you at all, "Vic". Now, get lost, thief!


One of Your "Undisclosed Recipients"