RE: RELEASE OF TWO CONSIGNMENT BOXES IN YOUR NAME

What a professional letter this is, with the words all crammed together—you can barely make sense to it! Of course, all you need to do is look at the subject line to know that this is a spam e-mail, so delete it.


Monday, April 20, 2009 9:00 AM
From:
"GEN. FRANK NANA"

To:
la_black_roze@yahoo.com
KOTOKA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT ACCRA GHANA OFFICE OF THE CUSTOMS PRESIDENCIAL CASTLE, MARITIME AND AVIATION UNIT, ACCRA – GHANA . FROM THE DESK OF THE CHAIRMAN, DECONGESTION COMMITTEE SEAPORTS & AIRPORT PRESIDENTIAL CASTLE,HIGH STREET. RE: RELEASE OF TWO CONSIGNMENT BOXES IN YOUR NAME. ATTN;SIR/ THIS IS TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE FOR ALL THE FOREIGN CONSIGNEE THAT AFTER THE BOARD MEETING WHICH WAS HELD BY UN AND ECOWAS BOARD MEMBERS, IN COLLABORATION WITH THE G8 COMMITTEE,WE ARE GIVEN YOU THIS OPPORTUNITY TO RECEIVE YOUR COUNSIGNMENT/FUNDS WHICH HAS BEEN HELD FOR LONG PERIOD OF TIME DUE TO YOUR WRONG DEALINGS WITH NONE UNITED NATIONS OFFICALS AND NONE GOVERMENTAL DOCUMENTATION, AND WE LIKE YOU TO FOLLOW UP OUR INSTRCUTION NOW THAT UN HAS FINALLY APPROVED THE RELEASE OF YOUR FUND. UNITED NATIONS HAS DECIDED TO RELEASE THESE BOXES/FUND, DUE TO THE REPORTS OF FOREIGN INVESTORS LIKE YOU WHO'S CONSIGNMENTS BOXES AND FUNDS HAVE SINCE BEEN CEASED FOR LONG PERIOD OF TIME DUE TO SOME DOCUMENTS AND CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE THAT WAS NOT LEGALLY APPROVED BY UN. THE CONSIGNMENT BOXES WOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASEDTO YOU SINCE, BUT YOU NEVER CAME FOR THE CLAIMS OF YOUR TWO CONSIGNMENT BOXES, SO WE WISH TO USE THIS MEANS OF OUR DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITIES, TO GET IT DELIVERED TO YOU AT YOUR DOOR STEP ADDRESS OVER THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY. WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US AS FOLLOWS SO WE CAN ACTUALLY AFFECT THIS DELIVERY TO YOU WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY. (1. COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVERS LICENCE. (2. YOUR HOME AND OFFICE ADDRESS. (3 YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE NUMBER, AND FAX NUMBER. ONCE WE RECEIVE THIS FROM YOU, A U.N ACCREDITED DIPLOMAT WHO WILL ACCOMPANY THE DELIVERY OF YOUR TRUNK BOXES AT YOUR DOOR STEP ADDRESS WILL BE APPOINTED WHILE HIS FLIGHT SCHEDULE WILL BE FORWARD TO YOU FOR CONFIRMATION OF HIS TIME AND DATE OF ARRIVAL IN YOUR COUNTRY. ALSO SEND TO US NAME OF YOUR NEAREST INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT TO YOUR CITY OR THE AIRPORT YOU WANT THE DIPLMAT TO ARRIVE WITH YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOXES. GET BACK TO US ASAP. THIS DELIVERY IS URGENT,AND ONCE WE REVCEIVE YOUR REPLY WE WILL START PROCESSING ALL THE RELEVANT DOCUMENTS THAT WILL EMPOWER THE DIPLOMAT TO SUCCESSFULLY MAKE DELIVERY OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT WITHOUT INTERFERENCE OF ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENTS IN YOUR COUNTRY. REGARDS, GEN. FRANK NANA