TELEX OPERATOR FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

“Humbly using this medium”. What a professional! They are “using this medium” to ensure they don’t get caught, because tracing snail mail and phone calls is infinitely easier than trying to catch a crook via e-mail. And of course you know it’s spam because (1) it comes from Nigeria and (2) “David Mark” is a name notorious with spammers and spams. And check out the ignorant Spamese—made my eyes water just trying to make sense of this spam! If you receive this, hit the delete button and don’t reply.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 8:53 PM
From:
"Federal Reserve Bank"

To:
undisclosed-recipients
FEDERAL RESERVE BANKDEBT MANAGEMENT DEPARTMENTNEW YORK, NY 10045-0001 U.S.A. TELEPHONE : 1 646-720-5000EMAIL: info-center@federalreserve-newyork.co.cc FROM THE DESK OF: MRS. HENS GARY. DATE: 8th / 7 / 2009
ATTENTION TO: BENEFICIARY,
WE ARE HUMBLY USING THIS MEDIUM TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR PAYMENT FROM THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA IS READY FOR ONWARD CREDIT TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. YOU ARE STRONGLY ADVICE IMMEDIATELY TO CONTACT THE SENATE PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA SENATOR DAVID MARK ON HIS TELEPHONE NUMBER : 234-7027952256 E-MAIL : senatepresident09@live.com
TO SSUE YOU THE TELEX PIN CODE AND THE BILL NUMBER OF YOUR CERTIFICATE WHICH WILL EMPOWER US THE EFFECT THE TRANSFER IMMEDIATELY. NOTE, DUE TO SECURITY REASON THIS FUNDS SHOULD BE SENT BACK TO NIGERIA AFTER 72 BANKING HOURS IF IT IS UNCLAIMED.
CONGRATLATION,
THANKS FOR COMPLYING.
MRS. HENS GARY,
TELEX OPERATOR FEDERAL RESERVE BANK.
CC: GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)
CC: SENATOR DAVID MARK
SENATE PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.