URGENT RESPONSE (Nigerian 419 Advance-Fee Fraud Scam from "DR. PETER EKE")

Do you have an "Over Due Payment" coming from a bank in Nigeria? No? I didn't think so, but "Dr. Peter Eke" is an eager beaver who'd love to get hold of your cash. Rain on his parade by hitting the delete button. He's one big idiotic loser. I've really got him frustrated, but he apparently doesn't understand me. Well, that's his problem, not mine! I've given him the same response every time, too! Maybe next time I'll clue him in!

URGENT RESPONSE

From: Dr. Peter Eke
To:  undisclosed-recipients

From The Desk OfDr. Peter Eke
Remittance DirectorWema Bank Of Nigeria Plc.
Cell-phone:+234-8054420452

Att Beneficiary

,Good news, congratulation for the release of your out standing over duepayment on our custody. We hereby inform you that your funds/said amountin your name will be remitted into your account within 24 hours fromthis very moment.

Secondly, you are hereby adviced to reconfrim to us as will remit thefunds to your below account information your direct telephone number asto get in touch with you as soon as we are through with the remittancetoday and to enable us send to you the
kTT confrimation slip.
BANK OF AMERICAACCOUNT NUMBER:488007177943ROUTING NUMBER:113193532.ACCOUNT NAME:XTRA FOOT WEAR.
You are expected to get back to me urgently.
Thanks
Dr. Peter Eke
Remittance DirectorWema Bank Of Nigeria Plc.
Cell-phone:+234-8054420452

My response:

Sorry, "Peter"! I can barely "Eke" out a living for myself! I can't afford your fees!

Of course, he's going to tell me how much the fees are in his next responses:

Get back to me urgently.

From: Peter Eke petereke28500@gmail.com

To: "Linda DePeel" la_black_roze@yahoo.com

From The Desk Of Dr. Peter Eke
Remittance DirectorWema Bank Of Nigeria Plc.
Cell-phone:+234-8054420452

Att: Beneficiary.

Madam

.I just received your message this morning and I have already lay a stop order in remitting the funds to that account of the Xtra Foot Wear Company untill I personally hear from you as the said beneficiary to the funds.

Secondly, I thank my God that we have not remitted these said amount to the company,by now I would have been in a big problem with the management of thisBank(Wema Bank Of Nigeria Plc). You have to be very careful with the way you relatematters with people in regards to your funds under the custody of this bank.

Now in regards to the remittance process of your funds. Since we have already receive a payment slip of $2,100 USD from the XTRA FOOT WEAR company last week, of which I have in your payment file here,I have to report to the management of my Bank (Wema Bank Of Nigeria Plc.)this morning and know the next step I have to take to ensure that you receive your funds with out any problem and I stand by you as your account officer untill your said funds are remitted to you in good faith,and in regards to the fees that has been paid,I will reture it back and to avoid questioning and will help get some amount to a level I can assist you with in regards to the COT Cost of Transfer that amount $2,100 USD.

Finally, after the meeting of today with the management of my bank (Wema Bank Of Nigeria Plc.)but before there I will submit to the management of my bank officially on your behalfan application of claim and ask them to return the payment made by the XTRA FOOT WEAR COMPANY and face you as the beneficiary that you did not authorize the XTRA FOOT WEAR COMPANY to help you receive your said funds on your behalf.

I would want you to call me as soon as you receive this message for a oral telephone talk.
Expecting your urgent response.

Thanks
Yours faithfully
Dr. Peter Eke.
Remittance Director Wema Bank Plc

My response:

Sorry, "Peter"! I can barely "Eke" out a living for myself! I can't afford your fees!

So, okay, he still doesn't get it. Here comes the next response from him:

Am here in the office,so get back to me now.

Monday, February 15, 2010 7:49 AM



From:

"Peter Eke" petereke28500@gmail.com

To:


"Linda DePeel"

Wema Bank Of Nigeria Plc


From The Desk Of

Dr. Peter Eke


Remittance Director


Wema Bank Of Nigeria Plc.


Cell-phone:+234-8054420452

Attn: Beneficiary,

I receive your message just this very moment . I will advice you
On one thing, that the fees of $2,100 USD can be arrange between
The both of us, only if you will pay me back once the funds are transferred
Into your account.

Secondly, I can only help you to a level of $1000 USD and you will have to send to my Protocol officer the balance of $1,100USD, as soon as you make this payment and confirmation Is made. I assure you that your funds will be release to your account with 24 hours through Wire Transfer KTT- KEY TESTED TANSFER to your account of which I will attach to you the hard copy of the payment slip as KTT confirmation slip.



I am still here in the office, I expect you to get back to me urgently.


Thanks



Yours faithfully


Dr. Peter Eke.


Remittance Director Wema Bank Plc

Well, three times a charm, so they say:

Sorry, "Peter"! I can barely "Eke" out a living for myself! I can't afford your fees!

Maybe he'll figure it out, but being a greedy thief, I won't be surprised if I hear from him again! Stay tuned! This may not be over yet...