RREGARDING YOUR OVD PAYMENT (Nigerian 419 Advance-Fee Fraud Scam From "EUGENE AMADI")

“Eugene Amadi” starts off like the scammer he is, using Ignorant Scamese. Do you have an “OVD Payment” coming from the Central Bank of Nigeria? I’m sure you don’t, so why waste your time giving him a favorable response. He wants your money, and will charge you big fees. I had a bit of fun with him, and my response is below his scam e-mail.

RREGARDING YOUR OVD PAYMENT
Wednesday, January 13, 2010 9:58 AM



From:


"Eugene Amadi." uugen@poczta.onet.pl

To:


undisclosed-recipients

From: Eugene Amadi


Administrative Director

Global Bank Plc


FINAL NOTIFICATION

This message is in regard of your ATM card in the sum of $1.8 million here in our position. I supposed you have been previously informed of this whiles ago.

This Bank (Global Bank Plc) was appointed by the Federal Government of Nigeria to Handle your overdue payments formerly in custody of the CBN by ATM card base on the directive of the Central Bank Governor as ATM method was Considered easier for the process.

Consequently, every arrangements was completed in regard to this and information was then duly passed to all listed beneficiaries to provide their current receiving address and to also send the courier delivery cost so that their ATM card be sent as directed. But yours still remain here in our position till date.

Is it that you are unavailable or didnt received the notification sent to this regard then? or that you refused of meeting the requirements by sending the courier delivery cost probably comparing it to a scam as stipulated by the payment coordinator then in his report over few undelivered payments?

However; I wish to inform you that this no scam or anything of such nature. You are required to send the delivery cost because provision was not provided to us to this regard neither are granted right of probable deduction of any kind, also the courier companies here declined of payment on delivery and for this reason every beneficiaries was mandated to send the delivery cost for his or her ATM card.

Again, you we have just concluded fresh arrangements to have your ATM card sent to you, and you are required to send a total delivery cost of $175 and to also confirm to us your current receiving address. Having received this we shall have your ATM card delivered to you.


Note; on your failure to respond or meet this reguirement for any reason your payment will be formerly Cancelled.

Yours faithfully

Eugene Amadi.

Administrative Director GIB

Here is my response to the little schmo:

Dear "Eugene Amadi"



What is OVD? I know what ovulating is, but ladies don't talk about things like that in public--especially to men--and most especially to lowlife thieves!

And where in the world did you learn such fine English? Dolts R Us Academy? My little grandsons speak better than you do!

I would "advice you to" give up scamming, buddy. You really suck!

"Yours Faithfully"


One of Your "Undisclosed Recipients"