Treat As Coffidential

LOL!!! How am I supposed to “treat as coffidential”, let alone take it seriously??? The formatting, grammar and Spamese makes you want to run away fast! If you receive this Spamese spam, just delete it, because it’s “Erick Westwood’s” attempt to rob you of your money.

Thursday, April 9, 2009 11:14 PM
From:
"Erick Westwood"

To:
undisclosed-recipient
sDear Sir/Madam ,
My name is Mr.Erick Westwood, I am the Auditing and Accounting Manager of HALIFAX BANK PLC UK. I write you this proposal in good faith, believing that Ican trust you with the information I am about to reveal to you. I use to head the Accounts department in my banks head office, but last December I was asked to resume position as the branch Manager in Great Winchester St, London, PO Box 548 Leeds LS1 1WU, so that was how I became the present Manager and discovered a fortune.As I resumed duty, I discovered an account with total sum of Ј10,538,000:00 (TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED AND THIRTY EIGHT THOUSAND BRITISH POUNDS) that has not been operated on for the past 8 years now. From my investigation today, I have found out that this account belongs to one Late Mr Morris Thompson, an American great industrialist and a resident of Alaska, who unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed on January 31 2000, including his wife and only daughter.You shall read more news about the crash on visiting this site which I got during my investigation;http://archives.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.listThis account is in dormant account in my bank here and no other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it, I have kept a close monitoring of the account, and since then nobody has come forward to ask about the money as next of kin to the late Morris Thompson, meaning that no one is aware of the account.I cannot directly take out this money without the help of a foreigner and that is why I am contacting you for an assistance to claim the funds and share it with me.As the Manager of my banks branch, I have the power to influence the release of the funds to any foreigner that comes up as the next of kin to the account,with the correct information concerning the account, which I shall give you immediately i received your contact information, such as:
1) Your Name:......................................
2) Your Address:................................
.3) Your Phone Number:......................
4) Your Occupation and Age:..............
I am seeking your co-operation to present you as the next of kin to the account, so that my bank head quarters will release the funds to us. There is practically no risk involved, the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law.Please contact me immediately with your private telephone number so we can go over the details and Please do not expose this deal if you are not interested,because if you do, it will take me out of seat. Tel: +442070602892Fax: +442070602891Email: e_westwooduk@sify.comAnd for your interest to do this business with me, kindly reply ASAP.
Regards,
Mr. Erick Westwood.