Stupid One-Liners From Stupid Spammers

THEY JUST KEEP COMIN', FOLKS, AND THEY NEVER LEARN! OF COURSE, THEY BELIEVE THEY'RE THE ONLY INTELLIGENT CREATURES ON THE PLANET AND THE REST OF US ARE RICH, STUPID AND EAGER TO PART WITH OUR MONEY! HERE ARE SOME OF THE ONE-LINERS I'VE RECENTLY DISCOVERED--AND I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO DO BUSINESS WITH THEM--NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE DANGEROUS, BUT BECAUSE IF THEY HAD A BRAIN IN THEIR SPAMMY HEADS, THEY WOULD BE DANGEROUS! TAKE NOTE OF THESE, AND IF YOU SPOT THEM, WELL, YOU'LL KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO--LIKE DELETE. "

"this based on my believe"--well, you made a "believe"{r} outta me, Spammer.

"All response shall be send to"--sounds like he has had a bit too much spam to eat.

"Your e-mail has just been drawned"--too bad you hadn't been "drowned" instead, Spammy Sammy!

"your outstanding payment which is truly "4.7 million"--You wouldn't "truly" be lying to me, would you, Spammer?

"You are hereby advice to send..."--Take my "advice" and get out of the spamming business, Buddy!

"Where you want your funds to be send"--How about your nursery school, Spammy Sammy?

"How are you together with your family members? I think is all is well." So, do you pull rabbits out of your black hat and saw little old ladies in half???

"duly approved and gazette for you via ATM"--Uh--huh? Are you selling magazines or what?

"Beloved Kindly Read"--and why should I waste my time on your sob story, or do you want me to help collaborate another "Perils of Pauline" series???

"our business transaction well"--yes, all's "well" that ends "well", and hopefully, this one will have a "well" ending when you're sittin' in the slammer, Spammer! :)

"A copy of your Driver Linsence"--Be afraid. Be very afraid. Lulu's back in town, and is "driving" everyone nuts!

"get in touch with Clems to send the cheque to you at your own expenses ok."--Yeah, whatever.

"Here is him e-mail address again". --Sonny, run along and play with your toys! You gotta be too young to be a spammer (or "is you ig'nant"??)!!!