MORE STUPIDITY FROM SPAMMERS

They just never learn! Spammers copy, mimick and aper their cohorts, which only serves to make them look like the fools they are. Their grammar is horrid ("Pidgin" English), far out names, and some really weird ideas. Here is another list of the stupid things that only a spammer would come up with.

Enjoy!

"Dear Trusting Friend"--from a spammer who's hoping to get on my good side

"Lastly I want you to understand that this transaction requires trust, honest and above all utmost confidentiality to avoid escalating."--Huh? Wanna repeat that again? Uh--never mind.

"My Belove Brethren"--gotta love that Pidgin English!

"Miss Onyeka Blessing"--sounds like a "blessing" on puke (forgive me for being gross!)

"Mackson Lucky"--thinks he's going to "get lucky" by spamming you

"Yours Truely"--go back to school, Bud! Maybe this time you'll learn how to spell instead of spam!

"Comapny"--I had to laugh at this one. Every other time in the spam, "company" was misspelled!

"Samson Marble"--a big, tough spammer, or so he thinks.

"That you can work with us as a part-time work "your leisure i mean"--this spammer must have had way too much "leisure" in school from this spam!

"We have thoroughly investigated you payment matter"--Why not just say "yo" payment matter? It almost sounds better.

"Response Immediately"--subject line of a daffy spam

"I stay Otis Richards WA united state of America"--okay. Stay wherever you like, Spammy Sammy, but you better leave me alone! You're a mental case!

"Stop contact Those People +2347084893187"--whatever. The number must be an overseas phone number. Oh dear! Now I'm starting to sound like the spams I get!

"Before I proceed I must be grateful to intoduce myself"--And I "must be grateful" that there's a delete button!

"I am writting this mail to inform you that finaly..." Another spammer who's in desperate need of spelling and grammar classes.

"Your mail from James"--I don't want it!

"Contact me for clarification to know if you have Giving instruction to transfer..." Yeah. This is about as clear as mud.

"These above mentioned information"--whatever--yawn.

"Please reply urgently"--Sorry. I just can't get twitterpated.

"Unites State of America"--new name for the good ol' USA.

"Paul Wolfowitz"--a "wolf" in sheep's clothing, perhaps.

"Please due welcome this letter"--Sorry. I deleted it, but not before I had a good laugh! Thanks, spammer!

"Your winning price"--found in a lottery spam--and you couldn't meet my "price", Spammer.

"HIroshi Iguchi"--Buh-bye, Spammer!

"I am writen to you"--and I'm "rid of you"!

"Smartness of the attendant"--found in a mystery shopping scam, wanting you to harrass people on the job so you can rat them out.

"Greetings and compliments of the season"--I guess Spammy Sammy hasn't yet figured out there is no more "season" until Cinqo De Mayo.

"Please reply us"--I'd rather not, if you don't mind.

"I am making this proposal to you based on my conviction that you will be capable of championing this business cause". Wheaties is the breakfast of "Champions", Spammer. Why don't you try that instead of spam??? (Oh, I just crack myself up!)

"Sincerely, Yours Sincerely"--Alright, alright, already!

"Get back to me urgent"--New name for a spammer???

"On a very good day I am Dr. Malik Abu"--so who are you on your "very bad days", Doc?

"Your's Sincerely"--Some people just love apostrophes and commas.

"Mr. Elioth Edward"--just another "Idioth" spammer

"Contact us for more informations"--whatever--yawn.

"How can I trust you?" No, Spammy Sammy, it's "How can I trust YOU?" The answer is, "I can't and I don't."

Look for this kind of nonsense when you receive a suspected spam e-mail, and you'll know right away if it's legit!
Be smart. Be safe. "Be informed", as spammers often say. Knowledge is power against spammers.

The Spammer Hammer